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frank69
Posted: April 26th 2011 03:45:45 PM
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Registered: Apr 2011
Ok guys, a friend of mine now wants to go to a AMP, shoudl i take him to one and if so how should i do it? should we call ahead and try to make some kind of reservation of woud it be weird for 2 guys to walk in together? What do you think?
Doughboy
Posted: April 26th 2011 05:10:47 PM
Forum Post: 188
Registered: Jun 2009
frank69 wrote Ok guys, a friend of mine now wants to go to a AMP, shoudl i take him to one and if so how should i do it? should we call ahead and try to make some kind of reservation of woud it be weird for 2 guys to walk in together? What do you think?


Sunny had a really bad experience a few months ago with a guy bringing his buddy. I suggest you go alone or go in the back and chit chat with Sammy while your friend is getting his "massage".

Rumor has it that the "King" might show during your visit. Be ready to kiss his ring.
El Diablo
Posted: April 27th 2011 01:31:27 AM
Forum Post: 615
Registered: Jun 2010
Gender: Male
Jeff S wrote

Sunny had a really bad experience a few months ago with a guy bringing his buddy. I suggest you go alone or go in the back and chit chat with Sammy while your friend is getting his "massage".

Rumor has it that the "King" might show during your visit. Be ready to kiss his ring.


I heard that the "King's" ring is made of tootsie pops. Cherry Red being his favorite color/flavor. That it's not so much he has you kiss it but lick it to see how long it will take you to get to the center without biting. So far, I've been told, everyone has bitten it half way through except for one person who will is to become his queen.

This message is edited by Mr Handsome on Apr 27th 2011 01:33 for reason: grammar and sentence structure.

Doughboy
Posted: April 27th 2011 03:59:06 AM
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Registered: Jun 2009
Mr Handsome wrote

I heard that the "King's" ring is made of tootsie pops. Cherry Red being his favorite color/flavor. That it's not so much he has you kiss it but lick it to see how long it will take you to get to the center without biting. So far, I've been told, everyone has bitten it half way through except for one person who will is to become his queen.


This city council issue could force our beloved King to go into exile.

This message is edited by Jeff S on Apr 27th 2011 04:02 for reason: Added words.

frank69
Posted: April 27th 2011 06:55:12 AM
Forum Post: 343
Registered: Apr 2011
Jim Bob wrote He will just move on to the BP girls and woo them just like their Asian counterparts in Warren.



I do not belive our king would ever leave us. He would stage a protest staying at a spa naked all day and night till this is over.
El Diablo
Posted: April 27th 2011 08:35:58 AM
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Registered: Jun 2010
Gender: Male
frank69 wrote


I do not belive our king would ever leave us. He would stage a protest staying at a spa naked all day and night till this is over.


He might be up for a Korean American sandwich.
El Diablo
Posted: April 27th 2011 11:27:29 AM
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Registered: Jun 2010
Gender: Male
Jim Bob wrote How about a Vietnamese American sandwich?.


Just as tasty and more spicy than a Korean American sandwich. You can take your time to enjoy every meat, lettuce, tomato, relish, condiment, and bread. Savor every bite.
frank69
Posted: April 27th 2011 11:49:24 AM
Forum Post: 343
Registered: Apr 2011
Mr Handsome wrote

Just as tasty and more spicy than a Korean American sandwich. You can take your time to enjoy every meat, lettuce, tomato, relish, condiment, and bread. Savor every bite.




I don't think u guys know the king well he only likes to eat fish.
El Diablo
Posted: April 27th 2011 06:11:18 PM
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Gender: Male
Jim Bob wrote Not Miss Monroe though. She did not like his comments.


He didn't like her type of service. He thought it was more along the line of bait and switch and he didn't get a full hour. It was rushed and over in 15 minutes he said. That is why he prefers the company of a spa woman over Miss Monroe any day, any time of the week.
The Joker
Posted: April 29th 2011 03:55:05 PM
Forum Post: 219
Registered: May 2009
Ok, on the actual topic of the post, I would call ahead and talk to Sammy/Sunny, but only if they actually know you. If not, give him some right proper advice and send him on in. Then head down the street and enjoy the company (and by that I mean playing cards and discussing zen mediation techniques) of another highly trained massage professional at one of the many fine venues in the lovely city of Warren. Swing by later and pick him up after his spa treatment (and by spa treatment I again mean a massage and maybe a facial (and by that I mean, of forget it)))
frank69
Posted: April 29th 2011 05:33:58 PM
Forum Post: 343
Registered: Apr 2011
Deevcj wrote Ok, on the actual topic of the post, I would call ahead and talk to Sammy/Sunny, but only if they actually know you. If not, give him some right proper advice and send him on in. Then head down the street and enjoy the company (and by that I mean playing cards and discussing zen mediation techniques) of another highly trained massage professional at one of the many fine venues in the lovely city of Warren. Swing by later and pick him up after his spa treatment (and by spa treatment I again mean a massage and maybe a facial (and by that I mean, of forget it)))



Now if i was a good friend, wouldnt i take him to that other fine establishment down the street and go into the sun myself? I understand they have one of the best uno classes avalible. I hear Coco and Jun are very good uno teachers.
El Diablo
Posted: April 29th 2011 06:17:44 PM
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Registered: Jun 2010
Gender: Male
frank69 wrote


Now if i was a good friend, wouldnt i take him to that other fine establishment down the street and go into the sun myself? I understand they have one of the best uno classes avalible. I hear Coco and Jun are very good uno teachers.


I personally taught Coco how to play Uno. She use to work in Vegas at one of the casinos so she already knew how to handle cards but didn't know the intimacy of the game of Uno. Now she has become an Uno master. Makes me shed a tear whenever I read a good review of her.
El Diablo
Posted: April 29th 2011 06:20:05 PM
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Registered: Jun 2010
Gender: Male
Jim Bob wrote Nice to see that your buddy SuperUknown stud has your back on this one. You could tell by her reply post that she is not the smartest around. Any guy that reads that will never call her. She is the typical SW that masquerades as an escort on BP.


Yes, I'm quite surprised by his post since we don't usually see eye to eye on certain things.
El Diablo
Posted: April 29th 2011 06:23:15 PM
Forum Post: 615
Registered: Jun 2010
Gender: Male
Deevcj wrote Ok, on the actual topic of the post, I would call ahead and talk to Sammy/Sunny, but only if they actually know you. If not, give him some right proper advice and send him on in. Then head down the street and enjoy the company (and by that I mean playing cards and discussing zen mediation techniques) of another highly trained massage professional at one of the many fine venues in the lovely city of Warren. Swing by later and pick him up after his spa treatment (and by spa treatment I again mean a massage and maybe a facial (and by that I mean, of forget it)))


You know Deevcj, the only facial massage I've ever received has been at Fantacy Spa. It's great when they dot you with some lotion and then slowly work it in on your face, neck, and chest. Especially when Ada is leaaning over you applying it and working it in. Brings a smile to my face and a sigh/murmur in my heart just thinking about it.
The Joker
Posted: April 29th 2011 07:24:20 PM
Forum Post: 219
Registered: May 2009
It's all about the murmur...
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